If I have brought even a little
light into your otherwise dull and hopeless life, I have done my job ...
and I know that The Man Upstairs would be proud.
(That would be Felix,
the maintenance guy in my building. He's a righteous dude, and he lives
up on Four!)
Whether you're a web surfer, a former
or a random love child whose mom wishes
talk to me, I want to hear from you.
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